Join the Glorious V.I.P Club!
Ohoho… look who’s here! Glad you could make it, love. 😉
SUBSCRIBE AND GET A FREE BUNNY!
Not really, no. Come on, man. I can’t mail you a bunny, it’s… it’s cruel. I don’t know what you were thinking when you came up with this idea. It’s terrible. I’m going away now.
Paha, I’m not going anywhere! I’ll take a flight if you subscribe, though – now, that’s an incentive! ;D
It’s not a defense mechanism, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
We’ll have to skip the bunny thing, my friend.
I know, I know you’re disappointing. But no worries, I’ll make it up to you.
But How? How??
I ain’t telling ya nuthin, punk.
Ok, I lied, I’ll tell you everything. Haha! People do that, you know. THEY LIE. TERRIBLE people. TERRIBLE I say! Anyhow, when you subscribe, you join my Glorious V.I.P club, and that means you get every new song I release FIRST, and for FREE. Yeap! How great is that?! Shut up, Mike.
You also get exclusives, special discounts and occasional gifts. SO WORTH IT. And I will never give your email away. Because you’re mine! All mine! Muahaha…;)